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Lawyer Marketing
That Makes You Feel Great!

Impress your friends and make your parents proud!

If you need marketing that looks pretty & impresses your lawyer-buddies, you have come to the right place. 

(Just as long as you don’t expect us to produce “new leads” or “new clients.”)

Here’s what we do:
 

Graphics That Make You Look Successful

If you need fancy graphics that make you look pretty, we can help. We did great in art class!

Flashy Videos That Don’t Get Results

They look great, they cost a fortune, and they NEVER have a call-to-action!

‘Likes’ and ‘Follows’ on Social Media

We’ll get you so many followers it will make your friends jealous. We’ll make you an “influencer!”

Don’t Worry, We’ll Never Bore You With “Numbers” or “Data”
 

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No KPIs

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No lead tracking (we probably won’t generate leads anyway)

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No way to know if your campaigns are “working” or not

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No accountability, ever

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No stress for us… and no new clients for you!

Who Cares If Your Law Firm is Growing as Long as You Feel Good? (And Keep Paying Our Invoices…)

PS – If, for some reason, you do want a marketing strategy that is guaranteed to attract new clients and grow your law firm, hop on over to www.AutomaticMarketingMachineForLawyers.com